In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
porn star boner night. come get it.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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