I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Sacagawea was the original milf.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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