So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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