I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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