hell yes lets make some ravioli
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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