Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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