I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I don't think brook has ever known best
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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