Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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