did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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