I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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