When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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