Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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