Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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