Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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