yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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