My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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