You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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