What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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