Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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