sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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