thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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