It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Mom said you looked used
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
3 2 1 whiskey
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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