fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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