It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
