My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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