what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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