the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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