there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Operation Purity has been aborted
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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