yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
