Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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