Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
