It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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