Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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