Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
my liver is dry heaving
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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