I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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