I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Farmville is her only friend.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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