So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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