She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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