The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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