You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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