i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I just found a bag of teeth...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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