So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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