wat bout pragnant strippers??
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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