we have pet lesbian snakes
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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