Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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