I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Randomize
