If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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