@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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