Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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