I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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