Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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