well I can't set my house on fire every night
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
