where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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