ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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