Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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