I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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