OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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